But everyone pretty much agrees that I’ll eventually end up in one of three places:
- The ‘basement’ - I spent 8 windowless years of my life there. I’m not going back. Period. End of story. Seriously. I’d rather be homeless. Homeless people see lots of sunlight. You think I’m kidding. I’m not.
- ‘Enterprise Applications’ - This is where Prophead ended up. His life is SharePoint. He’s on 24 hour suicide watch. Nuff said.
- ‘Support Services’ - They’re going through a reorg. They don’t…